Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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