NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
bring money and cleavage
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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