Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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