the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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