it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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