in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You're like the curious george of whores
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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