I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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