"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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