Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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