i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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