This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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