do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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