Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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