You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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