Sry I called you an 8
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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