I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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