whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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