return my video game
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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