i think i have herpe
just one?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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