i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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