please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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