I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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