I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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