Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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