you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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