No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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