I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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