Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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