Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
if only i could text you this smell
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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