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  • 89 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:41pm

    who needs pants. I think it is acceptable to drive home without them, can I get a ruling on this one

  • 89 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:13pm

    Stage 5 Klinger.....

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:05pm

    that must have been awkward in the morning to ask her for your jeans..

  • 83 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:46pm

    2:41 Only if you are driving from one trailer park to another....

  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:09pm

    in soviet russia jeans make you hide under mattress!

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:04pm

    Solution: Large lamp, head trauma to already damaged female, retrieve pants. SUCCESSSSSS!

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:28pm

    And you stayed...You must be desperate. This girl is a psycho.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:07pm

    u should have ran.... after the fuck of course

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:02pm

    Girls like this can get laid, and relatively sane/intelligent women like myself are pretty much invisible. WTF, world. WTF.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:14pm

    "That Guy" references are the best!!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:09pm

    241...nekkid driving can be fun!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:09pm

    At least your Jeans will have a Fresh "Pressed" look to them.......

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:03pm

    Sounds more like she's "That girl"

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:09pm

    if i were you, i'd be less concerned with being 'that guy' and more bothered by her being 'that psychotic'

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:11pm

    I can't tell whats more sad, her making you do that, or you still sticking around to fuck her.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:33pm

    Every guy from Chicago looks like "that guy" so i don't blame her. Surprisingly enough, I moved to L.A. and the guys aren't as douchey.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:04pm

    haha. that's pretty genius and is something of a warning sign along the lines of : "you're about to fuck a psycho" but still. getting laid is getting laid.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:05pm

    well you must have been that guy then

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:41pm

    2:11 - clearly a girl who is extremely jealous that you are getting some and shes not

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:37pm

    Agree with 847, and I never agree with sexist things like that but that bitch really is crazy

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:32pm

    just walk out without the pants lol do the man-walk of shame in style

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:48pm

    Fuck the Jeans u can always buy new one but a clinging girl that can be a problem

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:56pm

    omg that's brillant!!!

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:05pm

    But the question is- are you 'that guy'?

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:47pm

    Um if she is doing that she is probably a fucking crazy you should have left anyway

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:56am

    where did she make you put your balls? You are a big pussy

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:58pm

    Then he will never leave :):):):):):))

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:14pm

    Tito say you fuck dirty whore

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:15pm

    Agree with 4:20. Get the hell away from this psycho bitch

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:59pm

    ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:31am

    I hope you got crazy girl sex at least.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:04pm

    That or she's a psycho... Run

  • 52 57
    Submitted by lipke on May 14, 10 at 12:36am

    Did you leave?

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:04pm

    thats kinda creepy...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:06pm

    bitches will be bitches

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:27pm

    I know a lot of guys will do a lot for sex... my question is how tragic is this girl that she'll still fuck you if she thinks she has to hide your pants?

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:32am

    I'm with 10:02 WTF is up with that.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:14pm

    That reminds me of something the girl from that movie Ghost of Girlfriends Past would do...

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:03am

    In soviet russia she puts you under the matress so u wouldnt leave in the morning

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:16am

    But if you really were that guy,you would have flipped her crazy ass off the bed after you were done and took your shit back. And soviet Russia start submiting your texts to TFLN,you're a funny mother fucker

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:58pm

    I would give you props if you managed to dip out with your pants anyway.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:09pm

    10:02 We have standards. The OP is probably all kinds of sketchy/creepy/fugly.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:11pm

    2:41 perfectly fine!!!!