Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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