go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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