Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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