fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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