D3 body, D1 cock
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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