Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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