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  • 96 59
    Submitted by kellyana on Jan 21, 11 at 9:16am

    Clearly they have no idea just how strenuous a 45min flight can be...

    • 64 60
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 11:15am

      No, flight attendants just aren't scotch drinkers. They prefer a little Captain in them.

    • 61 54
      Submitted by JayRock on Jan 21, 11 at 2:24pm

      Its not the flight, its the TSA...You'd have to be drunk to justify what had happened to you when you walked through the scanners.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Brian856 on Jan 22, 11 at 3:33am

    Rookie mistake. Get shitfaced in the terminal BEFORE the flight and run sloppily to your gate last second. Once the rush of almost missing your flight fades, you'll pass out.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Deathknell on Jan 21, 11 at 9:38am

    Doubt it. Like you're the first alcoholic to ever fly on a plane?

  • 63 62
    Submitted by niggermidget on Jan 21, 11 at 10:26am

    Fill their mouth with your penis.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Jan 21, 11 at 2:29pm

    Not sure that is going to help with the discomfort, maybe next time you don't try shoving 3 bags of coke up your bum.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 11:13am

    So flight school worked out for you then, Captain?