We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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