There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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