you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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