garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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