Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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