Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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