Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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