Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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