After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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