why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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