there's paper in my vomit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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