if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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