; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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